lulz-time:

fullcabs:

no character on tv will ever be as magical as the janitor


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themoosethepietheassbutt:

congragulation:

u know what would be cool. if you could wear whatever you wanted whenever you wanted without having to feel bad or weird or shamed about it. show up to work in plated armor. show up to a staff meeting in full cosplay. wear a dress to play tackle football. wear a bikini at the dinner table. dress in scuba gear for your wedding ceremony.

did you mean sims

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

shazelblue:

what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food

I tried to scroll.

I tried so fucking hard.

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sc0tt13b01:

dampsandwich:

taimondo:

friedmangosantas:

lokis-guardian-angel:

shortbrunetteandsnarky:

rennerific:

dampsandwich:

why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long

why is the word ‘long’ so short

why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’

why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words

why are my feet size 11

i really wanna know why your feet are size 11

how did this happen

Why is “little” a larger word than “big”

Why are my jeans a size 29?